The new UKNOW party swept to a surprise victory today and is poised to implement its controversial CANCEL CHRISTMAS policy. When challenged by Christmas supporters, the Prime Minister said “Bah Humbug” and set fire to his Santa hat. A gaggle of turkeys on the Minister's farm were reported to be heard gobbling appreciatively apparently wishing each other a “Happy Unchristmas”.
The implications of UKNOW's policy soon came into play… with no play, just work, at Xmas: No Xmas parties for office hearties Or drinking to excess No boss to impress No Xmas stress No Xmas crackers with funny jokes in No pubs with drunken blokes in No Xmas sweaters of wrong sizes No stockings filled with surprises No Xmas bonus Now the onus Is on us to work not play for there is no Xmas day No Xmas nativity play where fond parents say How Johnny pleased us When he played baby Jesus No carols on Xmas eve from King’s No more of that song of Bing's No Xmas cards, mince pies or sherry Nothing that will make us merry No bells that jingle No chestnuts roasting in the fire No Xmas pudding all alight Not even a Silent Night No red nosed reindeer Just no Xmas pain dear All is not well When there is No Noel Xmas cancelled just like by Cromwell No Xmas carol with old Scrooge No peace on earth and lots of goodwill Now all has changed for our own good When challenged by the Xmas Resistance, the Prime Minister responded with “Bah Humbug – uknow it’s all for a better UK that we have cancelled Xmas day. Bah Humbug rules ...OK.”
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